Cohen-Doctor

There is no other little boy I know that has as much energy as Cohen so I have to post these stories so that I can keep laughing!!

TO THE DOCTOR:

Warts. Yuck. Livvy and Cohen (and me) went to Dr. Brown's office to get them removed. Since Cohen had his 3 year old shots he hates the Dr. So this particular Monday I begged Benita to come help me as I took my 3 kids to get our warts burned off. Livvy and Cohen had a matching one on their thumb. It was constant fighting/playing between the two at the "playing table" until I finished signing us all in. Just after I sat down the nurse came out and said, "Lyman's." B and I gathered them up and started going through the door. Cohen realized where he was going on and this is how it went:

Cohen: huh? Are we going in there? (pointing to the door)
B: Yes.
Cohen: No, I'm not. They hurt me in there.
B: They won't hurt you.
Cohen: Oh yes they will, I'm not going. (Then he takes off running and screaming that their going to hurt him. Pretty much all the other patients were laughing as Benita ran around to catch him.)
Mom: It's ok Coco. They are going to take off that yucky wart.
Cohen: But it's going to hurt!
As we get into the little room he hides under the patient table.
Cohen: I'm not coming out of here.
Nurse: I need to take your temp and see how big you are.
Cohen: Are you going to hurt me?
Nurse: No.

Everything goes well and Livvy is so brave, then it's Cohen's turn. He watched Livvy and I and we passed so he figured he wouldn't get hurt. But it did. He screamed and whaled and said he's never coming back! I laughed my head off for days.